Financial gain.

I want money. And I will do anything to talk you into giving me money.

How much money? One dollar is all I ask for.

Why only one dollar? Because you will be more inclined to donate if I ask you for one dollar, instead of, say, ten dollars.

The whole idea is for me to make this message as appealing as possible so I can rake in the profits.

“But the Bible says ‘The love of money is the root of all evil.’”

That’s true. But I cannot help it.

“You should at least offer a service or good if you intend on asking people for money.”

I know. But I am too lazy to do that. I wanna get paid fast.

I want to get this content out there on all the major sites, and watch the profits pile up, without any further effort on my part. Hey, I’m being honest.

“Your deliberate honesty is just some tactic to get money.”

Yes. That’s my whole purpose of all this: to get money. I desire lots of money. I cannot help it.

Brutal honesty is an attention-getter. And if I can get your attention, then I can increase my chances of getting money.

I’m not suggesting other people’s campaigns are deceitful. They have important causes they are campaigning for, and they are being honest about what they want.

In my situation, I’m being honest about what I want — a confined stream of dollars rolling in.

If you can help me by giving me just one dollar, I would greatly appreciate it. And I don’t say this just to increase my chances of getting money, I say this because it’s true. I’m grateful for every un-earned dollar that comes my way.

Thanks.